inoriaizawa:

in honor of Mean Girls’ 10th anniversary, here’s an incredibly subtle but completely extraordinary joke that you’ve probably never noticed from the movie (I saw it at least a dozen times before it dawned on me): Regina George started a rumor that Janis Ian was a lesbian in the 8th grade, but it wasn’t out of malice… it was because Janis told her that she was Lebanese

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lovelyardie:

v-for-valkyr:

stinkmits:

the assassination of Julius Caesar  

i’VE N EVER FELT SO COMPELLED TO REBLOG THIS UN TIL THAT FUC KI GN CAPT I O N


OH MY GOD

lovelyardie:

v-for-valkyr:

stinkmits:

the assassination of Julius Caesar  

i’VE N EVER FELT SO COMPELLED TO REBLOG THIS UN TIL THAT FUC KI GN CAPT I O N

OH MY GOD

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averypottermormon:

rreallyrandomstuff:

twofingerswhiskey:

kittykaterpilla:

consulting-assbutt-of-the-lord:

caniborrowyoursanity:

nowyoukno:

nowyoukno some last words

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I love how it’s a parrot and then BAM actual humans who knew

"Uh Oh."

"Quite the contrary"

VAN GOGH NO BBY COME HERE

Sorry but “uh oh” has to be the best one yet.

somewhere Pudge from Looking For Alaska is squealing with delight

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In the delivery room

tokomon:

mother: is it a boy or a girl?

doctor: *puts baby between teeth* it’s a metaphor

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caseyanthonyofficial:

Yeah sure let me just track sand over my entire house I mean are you serious can you imagine the mess what a catastrophically bad idea

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thatdisneylover:

marmarbinks3:

I see 2007 and think “oh 3 years ago” and then it hits me that it was 7 fucking years ago

image

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robotmango:

gooqueen:

every year after you turn 17 you get further away from being the age of the dancing queen and that’s my least favorite thing about growing up

ah but when you turn 34 you’re two dancing queens and thus having twice the time of your life. and at 51 you become the dancing triumvirate and three golden crowns are forged in your honor

lots to look forward to

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